The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”
Cute boys are important to a balanced diet. Everyone should have a cute boy in the morning, afternoon and night to live a healthy life.
A person without a regular cute boy in their diet normally suffers malmaletrition, cynicism, bitchiness, testosterone deficiency, and overall lower quality of life.
This has been a public service announcement. Have a cute boy. Everyday. Thank you.